Auto Industry Follower Pillows

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Nice park. . .

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Nice smile.'

"I've solved our chip shortage."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).