Car Industry Critic Pillows

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Think - But not too much.

Flowers of Pollution

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

The development of cars.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Car sales.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"Girls, drugs, gambling....yeah, okay! Just don't mess with any German car makers! Those guys are really bad!"

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.