Service Industry Critic Pillows

Feedback card for the feedback card.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Flowers of Pollution

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Boy cleaning servant's shoes

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

We're with the gutter cleaning service.