Service Industry Critic Prints

Feedback card for the feedback card.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Big oil.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

Flowers of Pollution

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

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'I never get tipped!'