Service Industry Commentator Prints

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

Please tip in advance.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Waiter!"

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This one to your liking, sir?"

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Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'I think the party at table no. 2 wants his check.'