Service Industry Aficionado Prints

'The customer is always right...'

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Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Butler and Page Boy

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

"Thanks for waiting."

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'I think the party at table no. 2 wants his check.'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'I never get tipped!'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

Maid.

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"

Fall of trade due to Coronavirus