Service Industry Buff Pillows

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"This is our soft opening."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

"Allow Me"

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.