Service Industry Savvy Pillows

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"This is our soft opening."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

"Allow Me"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."

"This one to your liking, sir?"