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Service Industry Critics Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with pillows that highlight the critical humor of service critics. Ideal for lounge or office, these cushions bring comfort and a laugh.
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Feedback card for lions eating their prey.
"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."
'The customer is always right...'
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."
Lunch-Hour Highlights
"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."
"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."
Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.
We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"
Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.
'The wine should be done anytime now.'
'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'
A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."
"This one to your liking, sir?"
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!
'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'
'I think the party at table no. 2 wants his check.'
'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'
Use Next Window.
'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'
Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.
Boy cleaning servant's shoes
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
'The only thing I can honestly recommend is a generous tip.'
We've got to order more uniforms!
Waiters hate Simon Cowell...
'My name is Melanie, and I drew the short straw, so I'll be your waitress tonight.'
"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"
"15%? We all tipped 20%"
Service Industry Critics Pillows Collection
Service Industry Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for service industry critics—perfect for those who love a witty remark with their morning coffee.
Service Industry Critics Prints
Browse prints that celebrate the clever spirit of service critics—ideal for decorating their favorite space with wit and humor.
Service Industry Critics T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the humorous critique of service industry aficionados—great for making a bold, witty statement.