Industry Critics Pillows

"How's this? A refinery in Texas has an infestation of crickets."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Corporate person hood!

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Big oil.

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Lining our pockets since 1987.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Flowers of Pollution

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go."

Think - But not too much.

"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers."

No to Greed

"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!"

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!'

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

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