Industry Critique Pillows

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Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Roads with a view.

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

'Or we can ask the government for a bailout.'

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"I'm Action Plan Man. Good luck finding someone to impliment it."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

Big oil.

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

'Understand that if you work for me, and you have one of your 'fresh ideas', I'm going to ignore it. At least until the next Board Meeting - when I'll present it as another of MY great, innovative visions for the future of the company!'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

'Apparently many companies experience problems including: a lack of direction, poor accountability, lack of respect among members, pushing personal agendas, poor communication ...'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"