Tech Industry Critic Pillows

"Roses are red, violets are blue. You smell like shit, and desperation too."

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Crap from the future.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

How logos change over time.

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Better Living Through Technology

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."