Technology Critics Pillows

'The wheel is obsolete. This is a hex nut.'

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Crap from the future.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

I.T. Fear

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."