Technology Critics Prints

Stupid telemarketers

Gulliver's Credit Card

'The wheel is obsolete. This is a hex nut.'

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Crap from the future.

I.T. Fear

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Someday

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."