Tech Critique Pillows

Emojis for psychos.

Girls (and Boys) on Film

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Social media and censorship...

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

The emperor has no phone!

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

The nurse of the future

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."