Tech Criticism Pillows

"I wish you'd take me out for a walk."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

Modern Life Blues

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The emperor has no phone!

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Facebook in Crisis

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

The nurse of the future

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"