Technological Critic Pillows

Automation

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You know, there are other emojis."

Crap from the future.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Oh, the armor is state of the art

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

The emperor has no phone!

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."