Tech Critics Pillows

"I need attention! Does anybody have any?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"I'm not going to make it. Show me how to delete my face book profile."

Weapons of mass distractions

'Food additives you'd want to avoid - crayons, digital watch, first edition of 'Tale of Two Cities'.

'I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones.'

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"This hike would be more fun if you would get off the &$**$!!! phone."

"I'm afraid a cell phone will give me cancer."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

The nurse of the future