Tech Critique Mugs

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Understand that if you work for me, and you have one of your 'fresh ideas', I'm going to ignore it. At least until the next Board Meeting - when I'll present it as another of MY great, innovative visions for the future of the company!'

The nurse of the future

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"