Tech Culture Critic Pillows

RANDALL JONES (July 10, 1964 - May 17, 2019) - "Mostly Dicked Around On His Phone"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"Textin’"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Fact amnesty"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Facebook in Crisis

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Screen Time at the Dining Table