Cultured Tech Critic Pillows

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"AI chat bot"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Fact amnesty"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm after the history section."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Modern Life Blues

"How is it in Russia?"

Social media and censorship...

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Someday