Industry Critique T-Shirts

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Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

Roads with a view.

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Or we can ask the government for a bailout.'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"I'm Action Plan Man. Good luck finding someone to impliment it."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'Understand that if you work for me, and you have one of your 'fresh ideas', I'm going to ignore it. At least until the next Board Meeting - when I'll present it as another of MY great, innovative visions for the future of the company!'

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

FDA Ingredients

Big oil.

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

'Apparently many companies experience problems including: a lack of direction, poor accountability, lack of respect among members, pushing personal agendas, poor communication ...'