Competition Critics Pillows

Medals subject to drugs test results

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Roads with a view.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Privatized Jails

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Corporate person hood!

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

Big oil.

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

Lining our pockets since 1987.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

"Fake."

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers."

No to Greed

"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go."

'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!'