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'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

Push Button for Moonie.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"I'll give you one brand new Trump 'Don't start' button for two of your Reagan 'Just say no' buttons..."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Ask me about my litter! !

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Your shout!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

A complimentary biscuit

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'How old is this vase?'

'Big advantage!!'