Button Lover T-Shirts

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

"Intel inside."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'Sorry, you're not my type'

Pierre Bonnard.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

Interest in the News.

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"