Button Presser Enthusiast T-Shirts

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

Push for Disco...

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Workboy"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Consoles.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Sale.

'May I go home now?'

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Go to hell smiley face.

Your luck. Ernie, no!

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"