Button Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

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'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"I am a control freak."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

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'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

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