Button Collector Gifts

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

Push Button for Moonie.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"I'll give you one brand new Trump 'Don't start' button for two of your Reagan 'Just say no' buttons..."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

A complimentary biscuit

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'How old is this vase?'

'Big advantage!!'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.