Panic Button Collector T-Shirts

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Cat nip"

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Flush Direct

Wanted for Stick Up