Panic Button Presser T-Shirts

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

PANIC!

Push for Disco...

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

The stock market sky is falling.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'May I go home now?'

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

Your luck. Ernie, no!

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Man with a button on his head.

Giant Remote Control.