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"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

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"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

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"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

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Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

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'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"Let me through - I'm a data analyst!"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

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"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

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"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

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'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'