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"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

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"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

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"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

PANIC!

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

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"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

Stomach Fishing.

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'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'