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"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Your father installed a security system.'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

PANIC!

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

Roadside monitor displays rapid heart rate in heavy traffic.

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'