
Roadside monitor displays rapid heart rate in heavy traffic.
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Roadside monitor displays rapid heart rate in heavy traffic.
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."
Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'
"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."
"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."
"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
Do' you have the time?'
'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'
She Had Enough To Drink.
"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"
"Less overcoat, lower prices."
'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'
Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)
Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.
"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"
No Hand Signals
'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'
No Binge Watching
"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."
"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."
"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."
'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'
"I'll miss you, Grandpa."
'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'
"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."
'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'
"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."
"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"
"Not on my watch, soldier!"
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