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"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

No bottle feeding.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Mobile.

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"