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"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Bouncing baby

Preparing for a new arrival

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'