Peace-loving Pulse Enthusiast T-Shirts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Chano Pozo,

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Neutral Man.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Fishing for Peace.

Give Sleep a Chance

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"I can practice a different song."

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Person playing the cymbals.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Salad Bowl Drum

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

Cymbal Player's Music Book

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'