Peace-loving Pulse Enthusiast T-Shirts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Triangle

I love my Timpani

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Neutral Man.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Fishing for Peace.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

"I can practice a different song."

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Person playing the cymbals.

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Salad Bowl Drum

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

Cymbal Player's Music Book