"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."
Panic Button Presser Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the panic button presser? Our curated collection of creative and humorous items highlights their quick response and lively spirit. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone with a bold, fun-loving personality who enjoys making a statement—or pressing that button! Whether it's for their desk, wardrobe, or wall, these ideas add a lighthearted touch to their everyday routine, making sure their signature quick trigger is always appreciated.
PANIC!
Push for Disco...
Early Tech Support
Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.
The stock market sky is falling.
Sun's on/off switch...
"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."
'Oops! Butter-fingers.'
"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."
Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.
Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...
'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'
"And what do you do. . ?"
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'
"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."
'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'
"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."
'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'
"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."
STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button
'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.
Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.
'May I go home now?'
"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"
Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.
"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."
"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"
"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."
Your luck. Ernie, no!
'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'
'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'
Man with a button on his head.
Giant Remote Control.
Panic Button Presser Gifts Collection
Panic Button Presser Mugs
Discover our full range of witty panic button presser mugs, perfect for injecting humor into their daily routine. Click to find the mug that makes every coffee break a laugh.
Panic Button Presser Pillows
Explore our playful panic button presser pillows to add some humor and comfort to their living space. Click to see the fun designs and surprise them today.
Panic Button Presser Prints
Check out our curated panic button presser prints to brighten up their walls with witty, lively art. Perfect for home or office decor that sparks conversations.
Panic Button Presser T-Shirts
Browse our humorous panic button presser t-shirts to give their wardrobe a fun, bold statement piece. Find the perfect shirt that matches their lively personality.