Button Pusher Gifts

'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'

Early Tech Support

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

Sun's on/off switch...

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

"And what do you do. . ?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"This is a new talking copier - you've pushed the wrong button, mutton-head!"

"Touching this button results in world annihilation. Those disregarding this warning will be publicly reprimanded."

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

Giant Remote Control.

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Your luck. Ernie, no!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Push for Disco...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned