Button Clicker Gifts

Plug Me In Stupid

Push for Disco...

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"And what do you do. . ?"

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Workboy"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Sale.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"