Casual Clicker Gifts

'Congratulations! You have beaten Farmville! You may now return to your REAL life!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Just a little heads up!

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Plug Me In Stupid

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"Next bench is four steps."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

Tsunami Selfie

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."