Casual Clicker Pillows

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Just a little heads up!

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Plug Me In Stupid

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Tsunami Selfie

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'