Chatty Clicker Pillows

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

Social media messages

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Plug Me In Stupid

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

Staying in touch with lots of mobile phones,

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'