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'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

Communication

Social media messages

Plug Me In Stupid

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

Staying in touch with lots of mobile phones,

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'