Kitty Clicker Pillows

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Biofelineism

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Okay, you have my attention."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Keyboard player

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Now I really am sick.'

Puppy and Kitten.