Kitty Clicker Prints

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Keyboard player

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Puppy and Kitten.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'