Computer Clicker Prints

"Right click twice, now left click."

Online form - Submit.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Tech support...can I help you!

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Manual Labor.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

Plug Me In Stupid

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Victor Borge.

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Hits Needed, please click.

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"