Button Clicker Pillows

Plug Me In Stupid

Push for Disco...

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"And what do you do. . ?"

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Workboy"

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"