Button Presser Pillows

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Push for Disco...

'Now I want you to press a button - any button!'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"It's the same thing every day. Why do you let the office bullies push your buttons?"

"I found the problem. The reason your car wouldn't move is because someone hit the pause button on it."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Plug Me In Stupid

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Workboy"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

PANIC!

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'May I go home now?'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.