Button Pusher Extraordinaire Pillows

'May I go home now?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Push for Disco...

Early Tech Support

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"The guy's a natural!"

Give Way To Cyclists

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Consoles.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

The gaming world.

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'